This is the greatest thing ever seen upon the Internets.

I WANNA POCKET MONKEY!

On the last day of Tacitus's seven-day convalescence, Sophie pilfered his new pocket monkey....

Typos are AWESOME.

CRACKS. UP.

I am not allowed to watch Robot Chicken anymore. I was just working on a very, very foreshadowy bit involving two characters who will eventually fall in love, and the first thing that went through my head: "This is me. This is Stalin. We're married."

Just trust me. FUNNIEST. THING. EVER.