Dear Lane Bryant,
You win at SUCK. How dare you post a 30% off sale, then not include the Right Fit trousers that I can actually wear? You try buying jeans with a 38" waist and 52" hips. I'm a freak of nature and proud of it, but I'd also like to NOT have to spend full price every waking moment just to keep my damn trou from sliding down my butt. Send me a coupon or something, mmkay? One that will let me get clothes that fit.
Oh, and stock some black jeans, wouldya? Some of us never quite outgrew our goth periods.
No love right now,
Me
PS, GIVE ME JEANS OMG MINE ARE SLIDING ALL THE WAY DOWN MY HIPS! NEED FRESH TROU!
About Me
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- Yet another member of the herd of neo-pro writers thundering across the 'Net, S. E. Ward spends most of her time swearing at characters, getting more ideas than she can handle, and knitting.
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